This week, Norm Stewart was selected for enshrinement into the College Basketball Hall of Fame. I’d say that the honor is long overdue, but the College Hoops Hall hasn’t even been built yet, so it’s pretty much right on time.
The old coach is good at a lot of things, but none more than winning – 731 victories as a head coach, 634 at Missouri – and telling stories. Norm Stewart tells more stories than anyone else I’ve known. And if any part of a story is true, it counts as a true story. By that standard, what I write here is genuine, verifiable and factual, except the parts that are not.
The Missouri Tigers won a total of six games in the two years before Stewart became head coach. The Tigers lost a total of six games in Stewart’s fifth season.
Missouri borders eight other states, the most in the nation. Norm Stewart can defend all eight borders simultaneously.
Norm Stewart coached the Tigers to their first 20-win season. And their seventeenth.
Cancer tried to mess with Norm Stewart once. Cancer learned its lesson.
Before Norm Stewart took over, Missouri had won its last league championship in 1940, and its last conference tournament title in 1954. Stewart’s Tigers captured league crowns in 1976, 1980, 1981, 1982, 1983, 1987, 1990 and 1994. They won conference tournaments in 1971, 1972, 1973, 1975, 1976, 1978, 1982, 1987, 1989, 1991 and 1993.
Long ago, a small tornado threatened central Missouri until Norm Stewart stood up and fought it off with his bare hands. Years later, a larger one came through, so he had Al Eberhard help him.
Once, in a hard-fought game against Kansas State, Stewart wanted to fire up the Hearnes Center crowd, but he didn’t want to pick up a technical foul, so he got in an official’s face, stomping, veins popping from his forehead, and screamed, “Do you see that tie Jack Hartman is wearing?!?! That’s got to be the ugliest tie in the whole %$#@&*% world!!! I can’t believe how ugly that thing is!!!” The crowd went bonkers. Missouri went on to win.
Sailors sometimes complain about Stewart’s language.
In 1989, while recuperating from cancer surgery, Norm Stewart heard that his players were rebelling against interim coach Rich Daly. So Stewart assembled the team and said “If Coach Daly asks you to stand on your head and crap through your nose, you stand on your head and blow.” A week later, the Tigers beat second-ranked Oklahoma to win the Big Eight tournament.
WWND? He’d kick your ass and make you like it, that’s WNWD.
Coach Stewart wrote the forward to this book and he wants you to buy a copy.
Phog Allen tried to recruit Norm Stewart to play basketball at Kansas. Phog didn’t know Norm very well.
Take 300 wins off of Norm Stewart’s record at Missouri and he’s still above .500.
As a sophomore at Mizzou, Norm Stewart went out for baseball on a bet with a fellow student. He made the team and helped the Tigers win the national championship. Stewart won the bet.
Before Norm Stewart became Missouri’s head coach, the Tigers had last appeared in the Associated Press poll in the 1954-55 season, when he was an all-conference basketball player, and they made it to number six, their highest ranking to that point. Stewart led the Tigers back into the poll in 1971-72, his fifth season. He had them at number five the next year. They reached number one for the first time in the 1981-82 season. They did it again – twice – in 1989-90.
Norm Stewart walks into a room and pride follows.
So here’s to Norm Stewart, a hall of famer – our hall of famer – and the truest Tiger of them all. Congratulations on an honor well-deserved.
Tuesday, April 3, 2007
The Call From the Hall
Sunday, April 1, 2007
Eight years ago today...
...Tigerboard truly erupted for the first time. (I just spent 30 minutes on Internet Archive trying to find an example of the eruption, but it's apparently not contained for all-time.) In the early afternoon on April 1, 1999, things started to rumble. The rumor was, after leading Mizzou back to the NCAA Tournament, Norm Stewart was getting ready to retire. Supposedly a press conference was scheduled. I was extremely skeptical--hello, people, it's April Fools Day! This was obviously an Internet rumor.
Only it wasn't. In the late afternoon, there really was a press conference, and Norm really did retire. And since I'm all about the Trib's archive, here are some articles from April 2, 1999.
Norm Sits Down
Norm Retires: The Fellow Had a Good Run (Define Irony: "The fact that this transition is being made with such tranquility also speaks well for athletic director Mike Alden. As a newcomer, and a youngish fellow at that, the ending of a career for such a powerhouse as Stewart could have been difficult. Alden and Stewart worked it out, to their mutual credit.")
Home Court
Stewart's Long Run Ends
Stewart Became Mentor to Many (by the irreplaceable Kent Heitholt)
Stewart Takes His Seat (also by Heitholt...so Norm was hired over Bill Fitch? Interesting.)
Stewart Leaves Long Legacy Behind
Rivals Remember 'The Dean' (Billy Tubbs: "Norm and I never grew up in this politically correct world. Now coaches hug after games. Norm and I never hugged. We were spit-in-your-eye-type guys.")
Dooling Says He'll Be Back
Players Stunned by Decision, Deny Rumors of Team Unrest
Doings in Detroit: MU Officials Talking with Snyder Today
Anderson Hopes for a Chance
Norm was all I truly knew about Mizzou while growing up the only Mizzou fan in Western Oklahoma (I even had a Mizzou Starter jacket!). I was born in Columbia while my dad went to grad school there, and for whatever reason I stayed attached to them even though we moved when I was 2. Obviously Mizzou football was nonexistent (which made wearing that jacket a bit unrewarding since I lived in Football Country), so all I really had to brag about growing up was Norm and Mizzou basketball. And since Mizzou basketball showed a penchant for underachieving in the NCAA tournament in the late-'80s, it was actually only Norm. I got to experience the Billy Tubbs-Norm Stewart rivalry every bit as up-close as I would have had I grown up in mid-Missouri, and I enjoyed every second of it, even if I was the only one on Norm's side.
I've been posting these 1993-94 Redux posts for about the last month, and it's been a lot of fun looking back on what was obviously a few of the most enjoyable months ever to be a Mizzou fan. Norm had crafted a team with size, strength, skill, experience, and lots of personality. It was the perfect Norm team, and it came at a time when my admiration for the man had never been higher.
In the Summer of 1993, my family and I took a trip to Ireland. Getting ready for the flight home, I saw someone in the Shannon Airport who looked a lot like Norm. Turns out, it actually was Norm. It took most of the 7-hour flight back to the midwest, but I finally worked up the guts to go up to him on the plane and ask for his autograph. Of course, the only thing I had for him to autograph was my 8th grade yearbook (yes, I realize I just aged myself...sorry, Atch). So he autographed the basketball page...but not before scrutinizing it pretty closely. He found me in the team picture, asked how much I played (not much...though I was pretty good at HORSE after practice!), and perused the results. We went 18-1 that year, but he quickly found our one loss (a 20-point loss to our main rival) and asked what happened. I said the refs screwed us (naturally), but I proudly pointed out that we got our revenge a month later by destroying them by 30 on their home court. He signed the page and shook my hand, and I went back to my seat and glowed for the rest of the flight. For the first time, I felt like I had a personal stake in the Missouri Tigers, which made the success of the '93-'94 team that much more satisfying.
And then, of course, a year later Tyus Edney raced down the court, and I was truly indoctrinated in Mizzou fandom.
Late in 1998, I met Norm again. I volunteered to be a host at Norm's March of Dimes Man of the Year banquet. After the banquet, I had this exchange with him:
Me: So...a few years ago, you met a kid on a plane back from Ireland and signed his 8th grade yearbook...He talked to me like he knew me for about 10 minutes, which, needless to say, felt pretty cool.
Norm: Well I'll be a son-of-a-gun! That was you?
Anyway, when Norm retired I had mixed feelings like everybody else, and I'm not even talking about the "he was forced out" rumors (even if the rumors were true, and they probably were to some degree, that's just how things work nowadays). Norm was Mizzou basketball, and I was completely prepared for him to be Mizzou coach--for better or worse--as long as he could physically stand on the sidelines. But at the same time...it seemed like Mizzou was losing as many transfers as they were signing recruits. And there was the well-publicized (as you'll see among the links above) spat between Norm and Keyon/Clarence, the first two highly-touted recruits Norm had gotten in a while. He was obviously having some trouble finding basketball players who a) were talented enough to bring wins to Mizzou and b) wanted to play for an
abrasive, old-school guy. Mizzou had finally made it back to the NCAA tournament in 1999 for the first time since Tyus Edney, but he had still had overall diminishing returns over the last half-decade, and his relationship with Keyon probably confirmed that he wasn't likely to get too many more high-profile kids in the near future. A change was unfathomable, but a change would possibly be a good thing. Needless to say, there were some conflicting feelings floating about.(I still think change was probably a good thing, but it obviously hasn't been as good as we might have hoped.)
Anyway, Norm started doing color commentary for some Mizzou games after his retirement, and he was pretty shaky and uncomfortable at first. You would only get 1-2 Normisms a game in those early years, but man oh man, has he grown into the role. He did pretty much every conference road game this season, and the Normisms were flowing left and right, specifically during the blowout at Hilton in February. Between his commentary and those old '93-'94 articles, which all featured a great quote or two, I've been reminiscing fondly about the Norm era. His embracing of Mike Anderson this season suggests that he'll be more and more of a presence in the near future, and that's a very good thing.
And by the way...exactly eight years after his retirement, Norm has been elected to the National Collegiate Hall of Fame. Fantastic news.
